With all the recent news regarding HOS (homework overload syndrome), a new opportunistic infection, brought on by the depletion in sanity caused by HOS and SOS, has emerged. HOS2, Hormone Overload Syndrome, takes advantage of the newly weakened mental condition, and thrusts the unfortunate victim into a state of being a Hormonally Obsessed Remarkably Normal Youth, or HORNY.

When a sufferer of HOS2 experiences the side effect of being HORNY, he or she will go to great lengths to satisfy the feelings brought on by their overload of hormones. Nearby members of the opposite sex might experience a corresponding redening of the face, or a surge in their own hormone levels, becomming HOS2 positive themselves.

Other symptoms of HOS2 are a sudden desire to watch Baywatch, Melrose Place, or the Rocky Horror Picture Show, new curiosity concerning anatomy, and a general feeling of dissatisfaction.

It has been noted that if two or more sufferers of HOS2 are gathered together, preferablt in a state of being HORNY, hormone levels rise dramatically, with often positive results. Feelings of happiness, humor, and general well-being prevail and for the time being, HOS and SOS symptoms are dramatically reduced.

New Studies on the theraputic effects of HOS2 are underway. If you or someone you know is suffering from HOS2 and/or is HORNY, feel free to volunteer for these studies. Don't be embarassed. They are purely scientific.